Mission Objective: Create a detailed portrait of Constance Verluca
Constance Verluca
Date of Birth: 1975
Place of Birth: Paris
Nationality: French (fifth generation)
Profession: Singer
Physical Appearance: Limited bust but very pretty shoulders – High forehead + elongated chin: if you look closely, Constance Verluca somewhat resembles Amélie Mauresmo from certain angles.
Child: An album named “Adieu Pony” set to be released on May 21.
– 12 songs written and composed from 1975 to the present by Constance Verluca and Julien Hirsinger
– Place of creation: Ile-de-France and in California
– Produced and directed by Noah Georgeson, the lead guitarist for Devendra Banhart.
Note: *Constance Verluca has never managed to agree to sleep with Julien Hirsinger despite the temptations inherent to such a long professional cohabitation. Constance has not slept with Noah Georgeson, nor with a gentleman from Warner either, but these details may change at any moment.*
Character of “Adieu Pony”: Crunchy-melodic tunes
Origin of the Name: All animals have a place in Constance’s heart. But the pony is still her favorite. She pays tribute to it in the title of her album, which is also a final salute to “The band formerly unknown as Pony,” the truly cursed and cult band to which she belonged.
Physical Appearance of “Adieu Pony” (12 songs):
1) “It’s false”: Constance breaks up with a partner and regrets it deeply
2) “The three buddies”: Constance bounces at the bottom of the pit
3) “You are ugly”: Constance slams a dead weight
4) “I’m faking”: Constance tramples two heavy hearts while smiling
5) “Major”: The ambiance song by Constance, designed for the German and Japanese markets
6) “The clown and the soldier”: Constance realizes that a money wound is deadly
7) “Ding Dang Dong”: Constance rebels against the morning principle
8) “It’s time to die”: Constance philosophizes between vomiting
9) “Judas”: Constance rambles about the cross
10) “Give me your life”: Constance no longer wants to be Constance
11) “Matt Dillon”: Constance + Rusty James = Eternal Love
12) “Blues”: Constance and Julien rhyme words ending in -ouze
Other Activities of Constance:
Besides her solo efforts, Constance has notably written the lyrics for the song “Mais pas chez moi” (AS Dragon).
Current affairs:
Constance Verluca will be:
– On Friday, May 18 at Espace Grimaldi in Monaco, opening for Miossec
– On Thursday, June 14 in Paris at Nouveau Casino
Listen to some tracks from the album by visiting: [https://www.myspace.com/constanceverluca](https://www.myspace.com/constanceverluca)
