Garibaldo– Hey, hi Lou Gobi!
Lou Gobi– How’s it going, Gari?
G- So, did you see, did you dance DSK’s zouk? Don’t you prefer Ségolène’s?
LG- You know I don’t really like dancing, and if I had to choose a partner, I’d prefer Royal.
G- Is it her polls or her physique in a swimsuit that turns you on?
LG- I think it’s more about giving power to a woman and a new team that leads me to make this choice, and you know my opinions on the other two… In any case, the elected candidate will still have a tough time with Nico from the UMP!
G- No. What do you hold against Fabius?
LG- Fabius… his lack of charisma, his past, his future, and his arrogance… otherwise he’s not the worst horse in the Presidential Grand Prix… But you know as they say “BASTA”
G- And DSK?
LG- DSK… I would have preferred not to meet him to finally realize that this man is fundamentally misogynistic… and that I struggle with! Women are the future of men, so for me, DSK is not really the future I see for France. And you Lolo, Domi, or Ségo?
G- I don’t know, everyone has their strengths and weaknesses.
In any case, I’ll be with whoever is designated.
LG- You can’t make me believe that locally you don’t have your favorite?
G- Locally, for the municipals? It’s starting to lean, but nationally, for the presidential, no. I can’t determine who will have the best chance against Nicolas Sarkozy, too many parameters are at play…
LG- To be leaning, it is… If only the clash was less carnivalesque! I think it’s what will keep me away from politics now, internal quarrels are really useless.
G- In Nice, one is majority in the PS, which leaves the other with a Ségolène-like play: popularity and outside…
This promises to be a nice battle through media proxies.
LG- Already halftime, come on, I’m buying a round to celebrate a goal lag, what do you want?
G- A half-pint, 1664.
LG- A pan bagnat and a 16… It’s as if it’s there, you can start salivating my Gari!
Back from an endless queue in front of the only open refreshment stand in the stands!!!!!!
LG- Hey, I ran into our Minister in the stadium corridors, do you think he’ll be in the running for the next municipals?
G- I have no idea, what I’m told is contradictory and I think he himself doesn’t know. In my opinion, the result of the presidential will play a big part in his decision.
LG- It’s clear that presidential results will be decisive… but in fact, the municipals are in 2007 or 2008?
G- All the current Mayors protested when Sarkozy proposed to hold them right after the legislatives: They wouldn’t have had time to make their inaugurations…
Gaudin, Peyrat,… need to wait for their projects to finish.
LG- We’re going to spend a lot of time in the voting booths next year.
G- No. Just Presidential and Legislative, or at least, I think so.
LG- It’s not like the new stadium will be finished, wow our Prosecutor really went hard, if this stadium ever rises, we can call it Mac Gyver (laughter)
G- As far as I know, it did not originate from the Prosecutor.
The rejected company wasn’t happy. I think they had reason to be.
LG- You know more than I do, go ahead, explain?
G- Hardly more than what I’ve just said, there was favoritism, the initial specification was incomplete.
LG- Makes you believe we don’t know how to fill out a specification or set up a tender on the town hall side, at least the Nice JFK had a sharp sense.
G- That’s not what he based his appeal on.
LG- But he’s one of the few who still questioned it all!
G- JFK is the Lucky Luke of appeals. He makes them faster than his shadow. Anyway, this Municipality has shown a lot of incompetence, and it’s costing taxpayers?
LG- Well, if he makes as much bullseye as the cowboy, my word…
G- Of course. You need one litigious person in every team, but no more.
LG- The Gym’s attackers should take a cue from the gunslinger… at 2-0, it’s hard to come back in the last 20 minutes, it’s a shame. It’s still impressive to have been so united last year and so fragile this year….
G- Getting into trouble for such a beautiful stadium when the Gym is about to end up in League 2…
LG- Stop your blunders, they’ll get through it, I like Antonetti and I’m sure he’ll make it with his players.
G- Let’s hope so, sports are not an exact science, that’s what makes it charming. Well, I’ve got to go now.
LG- Ok, see you next week, maybe we’ll leave with the victory.
G- Good night.
LG- And there you have it, Vahirua’s great goal serves no purpose with 10 seconds left…. Bye and kisses to the family.
